What not to do with your child when the local chemical plant is on fire.

Go watch it burn close up. They are lucky they survived.

Ban All Pressure Cookers!!

Due to recent horrible events where innocent families were killed and injured, we at the Useless Counsel wanted to start the movement to ban all pressure cookers because they are entirely too dangerous to have available to the public. Please sign in the comment section. Furthermore, anyone who has one in their posession must enter it into the state registry.

All our prayers to the victims of this atrocious attack at the Boston Marathon.