With a snapped telephone pole looming over traffic perched to take someone’s life a quarter mile away, LIPA is hard at work on the metropolis diner (which already has power) on 112 in Medford tonight during this time of crisis.
Way to go, great work. I would like to add this is the first sign of LIPA in my area since the storm hit.
LIPA style video was brought to my attention by my 10 year old son
Ok , so I have been talking about this storm since it was a tropical depression and it’s actually a potential situation that could redefine global climate, but nobody has the balls to say it. Granted it’s an extremely low probability, but any chance for a thee feet of snow per hour rate of precipitation in NY is pretty damn scary. Funny nobody mentioned it either, it was described as a “wet mess” in the articles I have read.
Basically if an cold air mass from Canada collides with a hurricane over us we’re screwed. Unfortunately today the jet stream seems to be promoting this, it’s dipping far south encouraging an air mass from Canada but our saving grace is that the ground has not been frozen yet this year so some of it would probably melt. This one is going to be interesting… fifteen feet of snow anyone?
Current temp map (everything moves to the right as the week progresses);
Notice the potential Northeaster development below (jetstream map)
Call the Mayans lol
Frankenberry says “Hurricarnage!”
Stanford putting out bad science? Trying to claim organic foods have less nutritional value? wtf?
Link to some info
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/02/that-flawed-stanford-study/?smid=fb-share
While thinking of interesting media for The Useless Counsel, I thought about all the crazy “How To” links there must be on the web. Even my wife suggested posting a way of beating the washing machine at the laundry mat out of it’s coins, a sort of “How To” in its own right.
So it wasn’t a giant leap to type into google the words How To. Well that didn’t really give me what I was looking for so I went back and added the word “Get” and low and behold, I see the magic phrase “How to get pregnant”. As a red blooded American man I just had to click it.
Do I suggest you do too? Not sure. I guess the title above lets you in on what i found. “With Pics” helped my choice and it may help yours too. Unfortunately I was not so excited once I landed at my destination. You know it’s one of those internet things where you sit down to accomplish one thing and seconds later your thinking about sex. The 25 steps was misleading and the pics were not that arousing either. In fact step one had all but turned me away. “Stop taking birth control” . . . wow . . . really?… how incredible!
Step two was also for those with little to no imagination. It suggested to “evaluate your physical condition” Now that seems closer to a starting place for me. If I leave my house I might consider such a thing, or if I decide to drive a car or operate heavy equipment. If I wanted to get laid and that encounter would produce offspring I’m not sure that is the question on my mind and I don’t think it would be the number two thing I consider. Perhaps a better question would be “Does this woman have a boat load of money”? or how about “Is this someone I want to see for ten minutes every saturday for years and years when picking up my child”? However this question is leaps and bounds closer to where we need to get to for our stated goal. At the very least it involves a person, yourself, and not a pharmacy.
Third Step really says it all for me . . . Ready? . . . “Have SEX”!!!!!!! . . . WOW . . . What a novel fucking idea. Thank God for the internet – for without it there would be no children!!!
Steps four thru twenty five had to do with eating like your already pregnant so we know this info is out there and that’s good right?
I do believe The Useless Counsel should consider searching each week for a novel “How To” and post it for the betterment of all. Perhaps we can create a “How To” of our own one day. Boy – that would be fun!
Me Want Cooooooooooookiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Actually it’s a crater on Mercury
Asteroid!!! Tonight!!! The size of a house is flying by us tonight check out the first link to track it!!
http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-asteroid-20121012,0,7130852.story
http://news.discovery.com/space/house-sized-asteroid-to-buzz-earth-today-121012.html
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/10/12/house-size-asteroid-gives-earth-close-shave-today/
Interested in the economy? What’s the plan??? Here it is……….
http://moneyland.time.com/2012/09/14/too-much-candy-a-plain-and-simple-way-to-understand-quantitative-easing-part-3/
if that was not enough
Who has the best bet?
Meh they missed a stellar mass black hole, but hey look at the bright side it’s far away and they found it. Click the link for more info.
If you have any desire to know the folks that think it’s cool to alter the DNA of your food, check out this link.
Surely they have your best interest at heart and put you above profits.
The Useless Counsel 